Porcupines & Myspace
So, i feel bad about posting this now...seems like there are a lot of new people reading the blog after i updated, and the first thing i have to say has nothing to do with my work in the least bit.
For the last few weeks, 99% of my free time is spent searching ebay for taxidermy. Somehow i find this relaxing and stress-relieving. I don't really bid on items very often, and when i do i am usually shot don at the last second by an ebay sniper.
I guess i am mostly interested in animals that i have just generally found fascinating my entire life. Sure, we have some deer, a fox, some ducks, a bear, etc, etc. And i love them, and stare at them for long periods of time...but i want something more interesting...where's my heron? my shrikes? my salmon? my European crows? my elk? These things show up, i bid pathetically, and am outbid immediately. For the most part i just search "newly posted", hoping to catch something and ride it all the way through....but today was different.
I logged in (this was about half an hour ago), and right off the back i saw this fucking ridiculous amazing Porcupine with 6 minutes to go and no real high bids. So i decided what the hell, and put a rather menial bid in with about 5 minutes to go....and what the fuck, i won it? I never win stuff like this. Needless to say, i have no idea what to do with a Porcupine or even where to put it (our mantel is all full up) though i am sure we will figure something out. And for those of you naturally inclined...i am assuming this is some sort of New World Porcupine? The color phase seems odd, so i cant really place it. Either way, i cant wait for this to arrive at my door...though god knows how i am going to get it out of the box.
And on another note, with the new website update i added my myspace profile into the information. Now, don't get me wrong....i absolutely hate myspace, but there is just something about it i find absolutely hilarious. Since posting my myspace profile on my site, i have gotten about 15 people trying to add me as their friend. But know this, it is highly highly unlikely i will add you if i don't know you....and that's even a shot in the dark. And i especially wont add you if you have my work as your god damned profile picture (you know who you are).
For the last few weeks, 99% of my free time is spent searching ebay for taxidermy. Somehow i find this relaxing and stress-relieving. I don't really bid on items very often, and when i do i am usually shot don at the last second by an ebay sniper.
I guess i am mostly interested in animals that i have just generally found fascinating my entire life. Sure, we have some deer, a fox, some ducks, a bear, etc, etc. And i love them, and stare at them for long periods of time...but i want something more interesting...where's my heron? my shrikes? my salmon? my European crows? my elk? These things show up, i bid pathetically, and am outbid immediately. For the most part i just search "newly posted", hoping to catch something and ride it all the way through....but today was different.
I logged in (this was about half an hour ago), and right off the back i saw this fucking ridiculous amazing Porcupine with 6 minutes to go and no real high bids. So i decided what the hell, and put a rather menial bid in with about 5 minutes to go....and what the fuck, i won it? I never win stuff like this. Needless to say, i have no idea what to do with a Porcupine or even where to put it (our mantel is all full up) though i am sure we will figure something out. And for those of you naturally inclined...i am assuming this is some sort of New World Porcupine? The color phase seems odd, so i cant really place it. Either way, i cant wait for this to arrive at my door...though god knows how i am going to get it out of the box.
And on another note, with the new website update i added my myspace profile into the information. Now, don't get me wrong....i absolutely hate myspace, but there is just something about it i find absolutely hilarious. Since posting my myspace profile on my site, i have gotten about 15 people trying to add me as their friend. But know this, it is highly highly unlikely i will add you if i don't know you....and that's even a shot in the dark. And i especially wont add you if you have my work as your god damned profile picture (you know who you are).







