My own personal HP printer hell.
Today and yesterday were portfolio day. I spent all of yesterday preparing files in Illustrator (yeah, that's right), and then last night went to buy ink and photopaper, to prepare to start printing today.issues and problems with this scenario:
- i don't really know how to use illustrator, but after messing around i figured out how to print full bleed borderless tabloid prints high quality.
- rachel's printer is the only one that will print borderless, mine is a piece of shit.
- the ink for rachel's printer is $20 more expensive than mine...even though my printer was more expensive.
so basically what i needed was 40 pages for my portfolio....38 pages of images (including double page spreads) and a title page, as well as a back contact page. Not only do i need this, i also need at least 3 copies of the whole thing...keeping one for myself as a master copy. Initially i was going to just go to kinkos and do the whole thing there...but figured since i didn't really know what i was doing i would print the master copy at home, and then go make copies at kinkos.
So after spending 100 bucks on ink and paper at Office Depot Last night I have now run through 2 color ink cartridges, and i still have 10 pages to print...and no way of getting new ink until tonight. Not only this, i have no idea how much 120 + color gloss copies is going to cost me at kinkos when this whole thing is done. Needless to say, this has become a pricey endeavor....and i am hoping to god that kinko's color machines do full bleed...because of not i am basically screwed.
and this could all be very easily solved if my fucking HP printer did full bleed...because i have plenty of ink for that. Oh, and on top of that...i cant find my rebate for rachel's printer.
So yeah, a bunch of shit. But the good thing is that these prints look absolutely gorgeous...i am jealous of rachel's printer. And now, with the Illustrator knowledge i have gotten out of this i have big plans for the future....in other words, GIANT pieces that will fix any concerns i have ever had with doing gallery shows.
Also, i have basically figured out what i am doing with the redesign of Ghostco...so as soon as things settle down, and i get a bit of time i will work on that.
so in the end, my apologies to anyone who is expecting work from me in the next day or so....oh, and NEVER play Rapala Tournament Fishing for the Wii....NEVER.









