Text Messaging, Personals Ads, Pneumonia, Mustaches

Another finished piece for Penthouse. This one was about sexual text-messaging, and my idea was to show fantasy in the every day life. can't say i am super happy with the outcome, but at least my palette is changing a bit. still have a huge amount of work on my plate, and the speed at which i am going through it is painfully slow.

so my "flu" symptoms ending up being bacterial pneumonia. now taking 800 mg ibuprofen, antibiotics, codine, and SUPER decongestants i am starting to feel better. unfortunately i have nearly 2 weeks left of the antibiotics and have to eat every time i take them....i still barely have any appetite at all, which makes this all the harder. thank you quaker oats, for your magical oatmeal square cereal!

the only real plus out of this illness has been my ability to grow an amazing mustache which now has to be groomed daily and waxed. this may sound ridiculous to the average reader, but to me its the best thing since Polaroid film. This all has influenced me to start dressing a little more...i don't know...victorian? a little later probably. slicked back hair, velvet blazers, wool sweaters. it's all pretty fantastic if you ask me. i have so far been compared to Nikola Tesla, Jac k The Ripper, and some sort of carnival worker....none of which i have any complaint about. Revel in all that is 19th century mustaches.

speaking of making a total ass of myself, i have been recently putting myself in front of the firing squad that is known as internet personals. apparently the only people that i have anything in common with, are people that have no preference for anything.